I'd been threatening to do this track from day one. The longest track on our album is about my vintage puffy vest, guys. I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud of that fact, but I sure am happy with the actual song!
-Kyle
lyrics
K: Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the bad mac daddy known as Kyle C.
When y'all see me better get out my way
'Cause the puff on me is gonna blow you away.
Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the big mo-facky known as Kyle C.
Gonna get my way with my vintage vest
The puff in my stuff makes me da best.
K: I be thriftin'. Y'all be shifting in yo' chair
Y'all can't help but stare at my vestitude.
Best be liftin' your eyes. No compromise.
I despise the lies, that you think that you're not bein' rude.
I got the mutton chops size of a triceratops
and I need the perfect kind of outfit to complete the look
Ain't no MacGuffin. There's a reason for my puffin'.
Ain't many nerds who can make this sassy action work.
The ladies love this. They gotta hug this.
I'm lovey dovey puffy but bad as the power glove, this.
See my corduroy? Ain't no simple toy.
It goes VOOP VOOP VOOP bringing all the shawtys joy
Yeah, let 'em stare. At my vest there.
They can look but they can't touch 'cause I don't plan to share.
Don't be gruff with me. Don't play rough with me.
Just 'cause y'all can't handle how puff I be.
K: Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the bad mac daddy known as Kyle C. (I: Kyle C!)
When y'all see me better get out my way
'Cause the puff on me is gonna blow you away. (I: way and away?)
Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the big mo-facky known as Kyle C. (I: Kyle C!)
Gonna get my way with my vintage vest
The puff in my stuff makes me da best.
K: Ian, have you even owned a puffy vest?
I: As with most of your obscure interests...no.
K: Well, then do a verse about how awesome I look in my puffy vest.
I:What?
K:Just do it!!
I: Oooh!
I: So TV's Kyle thinks that his vest is the puffiest
Livin' large and in charge in his puffy vest
He's got the swaggar and the skills on the mic
and enough puff to keep you comfy all night
His vest is warm, and so versatile
You may as well change his name to Puff Daddy Kyle
He's got so much style, and the ladies all smile
Tho his arms may start to get cold after a while
'cause it's just a vest, it ain't got no sleeves
but it's nice to wear in case there's just a light breeze
He's ready to please, he ready for weather
it's made from goose feathers, so he's Down for whatever
For worse or for better, Kyle don't need no sweater
Just give him his vest, he's a fly jet setter
His vest is the best, so take it from me
Y'all can't handle how puff he be!
K: Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the bad mac daddy known as Kyle C. (I: Kyle C!)
When y'all see me better get out my way
'Cause the puff on me is gonna blow you away. (I: Like his rhyme skills!)
Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the big mo-facky known as Kyle C. (I: Kyle from TV!)
Gonna get my way with my vintage vest
The puff in my stuff makes me da best.
K: Who's that walking down the streets of Little Tokyo?
It's TV's Kyle and he's got the puff to make ya say "IAN: Woah!
Lookit all dat puffin'! Lookit all dat stuffin'!
Lookit all that facial hair! What is he huffin'?"
What am I huffin'? I'm only huffin' coffee fumes.
I'm suckin' up French Roast like I'm a vacuum.
But the source of my power. It ain't in any tower.
The funky feathers in my vest will make me stronger every hour.
I got the pow'r and might to be hecka tight! (Ian: Hecka?!)
If you say that ain't right, then there's gonna be a fight!
Now, when I say fight, I mean a verbal one. I'm a pacifist.
You're not gonna see me swingin' round my fists.
Besides your fist of fury only gonna hit the puff of my vest.
It'll bounce back and his you in the face, so give it a rest.
Don't be gruff with me. Don't play rough with me.
Just 'cause y'all can't handle how puff I be.
K: Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the bad mac daddy known as Kyle C. (I: Kyle from TV!)
When y'all see me better get out my way
'Cause the puff on me is gonna blow you away. (I: like something windy!)
Y'all don't even know how puff I be.
I'm the big mo-facky known as Kyle C. (I: with Ian B!)
Gonna get my way with my vintage vest
The puff in my stuff makes me da best.
I: This is the last song I'm doing about obscure things you like, right?
K: I'm not making any promises.
I: That's what I thought.
the great Luke Ski, Scooter Picnic's #1 fan, who appears on "I'd Buy That For A Dollar", and who occasionally has Ian and Kyle appear on his songs. Scooter Picnic
supported by 8 fans who also own “Y'all Don't Even Know How Puff I Be”
Kyle has a gift for creating earworms—catchy tunes that you just cannot get out of your head until they've achieved their purpose. (Which is? That would be telling...) At the moment I'm particularly fond of "I Don't Know Why There's a Bug in Here," which I predict within five years will dominate campfires and school buses. Brother Osric
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This album is pretty much "all good" as they say. I like all the tracks, but somehow, "The Games I Used To Play" was my life in the '80s. Ian, you've done it again! roboknight