K: We are still Scooter Picnic. This is our final FAWM
We hope that you enjoyed our tunes and that you rapped along

I: We are still Scooter Picnic, thank you for sticking 'round
We hope you really enjoyed all the music that you found

K: We hope you liked the music. We did it really fast
We hope you pick your favorites and play them on your podcast

I: We didn't rap for glory, we didn't rap for wealth
And if you didn't like our raps, please keep it to yourself

I&K: Hey! (X16)

K: We are still Scooter Picnic. He's Ian and I'm Kyle
We hope you like the record that we've hastily compiled

I: My name is Insane Ian, he's Kyle of the TVs
let's drink a toast to those that boast about milk and cookies

K: Let's say goodnight to Jeff the jock and Jeff the Garland too
Go Fish and Scooter Rider Hitman saved the day for you

I: We are still Scooter Picnic, please don't let that nude gnome
named Peanut Butter Waffles anywhere inside your home

I&K: Hey! (X16)

K: Let's say goodnight to milk and cookies and the cupping cakes
I'm Kyle and that's Ian, please let there be no mistake

I: We are still Scooter Picnic, I'm Ian and he's Kyle
though once or twice we may have switched out who was who awhile

K:We have been Scooter Picnic We're happy that you came
If we were rapping without listeners that'd be pretty lame.

I: We are called Scooter Picnic, Hope like our CD
And maybe we will meet again, next Feb-ru-ar-y

I&K: Hey! (X32)