K: Hi everyladies. We're Scooter Picnic and uh *heh*
K&I: We're gonna talk about love.

K: TV's Kyle here and I feel like I have to mention.
That I'm having trouble getting all of your attention.
That's ok, I mean it doesn't really make me mad.
Not gonna write an emo song. It doesn't make me sad.
This is a message to the hipster ladies in the heezy.
I noticed that you have in in-ter-est in looking cheesy. Wearing
Grandma's sweater and you have the giant glasses on.
I'm droppin' knowledge and I hope you will all pass it on.
We are Scooter Picnic and we aren't everybody's flavor
But we have an aftertaste that I think that you'll want to savor
You don't have to like us like you the things you like to like
You can like us like a little rusty 80s trike
You can love us like you like a creepy mannequin
You can love us like you like a green army man
All I'm saying is to look at this methodically
Ladies you can love us ironically.

Chorus:
Love us.
Ironically.
We're not looking for sincerity
Love for the hilarity
Love us.
Ironically.
We'll gladly take the glory
even if it's only for the story.
Love us.
Ironically.
We don't care if you care.
We don't care if you stare.
Love us.
Ironically.
We're so bad that it's goooooood.

I: I can see that, ladies, you might be confused
Oh don't worry, girls, our egos can't be bruised
We're not expecting to be the next sex symbols
We just want you to love us like you do sprinkles
That you drizzle all over your ice cream cone.
No need to take us home. Or call us on the phone.
We will always be there upon your stereo.
Love us like we were your impresario.
Love us like you love to be the belle of the ball
Or how much you love the film Total Recall
Love us like you like to love the stuff no one else does
You love us just because of how we give you a buzz
Love us like you like the feelings we give to you
But not for the feelings of the stuff that we'll do
Love us and write our name on your notebook in school
You loved Scooter Picnic even before it was cool

Chorus:

K:We got it figured out. We know we aren't hotties.
But I got faith in you that you can find the chic in shoddy.
I: You may not want our bodies, but it's clear to us
You simply love us by the way we use a thesaurus
K: So you see we aren't looking for miracles.
Love us in a way you could call satyrical.
I: We're so lyrical, our words are so funny
Love us like the way that Gordon Gekko loves money
K: You can love us like you like an ugly old vase.
You can love us like you love a persian cat face.
I: Love us like you would an old pair of shoes
Love us like you love the dental floss you use
K: You can love us like you love an old monster movie.
You can love us like you find old disco groovy.
I: You can love us like your would your favorite pair of jeans
Love like you don't know what "ironic" means.