Verse 1: 
Kyle:
Ian of the Insane. What was up with your brain? 
That made you think that Halloween's the time to be a pain? 
It was time to get to work, 'cause I was tired of his crap.
So I dressed up like a ghost while he was taking a nap.
Put some raw meat in his hands while he was still asleep.
And just to be different I borrowed several sheep. 
(I screamed) "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, IAN?! WERE YOU HAVING FUN, IAN?
SLAUGHTERING SHEEP IN YOUR SLEEP WITH A GUN, IAN?"
Ian: 
I woke with a start, and began to scream
That's not what you want to see when you wake from a dream
Man, Kyle is so mean, just because I was nappin'
But here's why I'm rappin', 'cause this is what happend
I saw the meat in my hands, so I started clappin'
And The Ghost started laughin', he's practically gaspin'
Until it sees meat splattered on all the things Kyle has drawn
That's when we both knew -- 
Both: The prank war was on!

Chorus:
We were getting even on Halloween.
We're a pair of instigators and it got really mean.
It's gotten creative. It got very innovative.
We're getting Halloweven if you know what I mean.
Yeah, we're pranking each other this Halloween
Tryin' to top one another with each crazy scheme
Instead of eating candy, our pranks are gettin' fancy
You best be believin', we're Getting Halloweven 

Verse 2
Ian:
So Kyle thought he could pull a prank and then just walk away
But that's not how I play, I swear he'll rue the day!
To get Kyle back, I had to seriously think
Then I settled on a plan to get even with that fink
I filled his coffee mug with trout, boy did it stink
And all his pens I replaced with disappearing ink!
When Kyle went to drink, he'd get fish in his straw
And then he'd lose everything that he attempts to draw!

Kyle:
So I sat at my desk to draw a Halloween card.
Spotting the coffee fish wasn't to hard.
And I draw digitally with a Cintiq and a stylus
so the disappearing ink didn't bother the Kyleus.
But suddenly my monitor went blood red and said
"You've done your last drawing. Prepare to be dead."
Ian, did you put evil spirits in my mac?
This doesn't really seem like an Ianish attack...

Chorus:
We were getting even on Halloween.
We're a pair of instigators and it got really mean.
It's gotten creative. It got very innovative.
We're getting Halloweven if you know what I mean.
Yeah, we're pranking each other this Halloween
Tryin' to top one another with each crazy scheme
Instead of eating candy, our pranks are gettin' fancy
You best be believin', we're Getting Halloweven 

Verse 3:
Kyle:
So, I kinda figured out this wasn't Ian's attempt to stoke me.
When a hand came from my monitor and tried to choke me.
Then Ian rushed in with a Ghostbusters suit on!
Ian:
Then I yelled at the ghost "Yo, taste some neutron!"
I blasted it with my fully functioning proton pack
Which the ghost just avoided, and I wrecked Kyle's Mac
I said "Oh, geez, no time for apologies,
Kyle let's call a truce, could you help me, if you please?"
Kyle: 
"10-4 good buddy" And now I must mention,
I made a little transformation by yelling "HENSHIN"
Kamen Rider Ghostslapper's who I became.
Ian:
A Tokusatsu Hero? Man this is getting lame
Kyle: 
Ian's used his pack to zap the ghost of my Mac.
Then he threw his trap. But it was my turn to act!
I was gearing up my supersonic Ghostslap attack, 
But before I could move, the ghost struck back!

Possible Chorus Break

Ian:
It gave Kyle a smack, then began to speak
"I'M THE GHOST OF ALL PRANKS, AND YOUR JOKES ARE SO WEAK!
YOU THINK THESE ARE FUNNY, BUT YOUR GAGS ARE JUST LAME!
STOP TRYING TO PRANK EACH OTHER, YOU'VE SULLIED MY NAME!"
Then I got an idea, and looked quickly at Kyle
I knew my mind was read when he started to smile
Kyle:
SO I LEAPED INTO THE BODY OF THAT DUMB OLD GHOST
AND POSSESSED HIM RIGHT BACK! YEAH, I MADE HIM MY HOST!
AND I RAN AROUND THE ROOM GOING "DUH, I'M UNDEAD!
I GOT NO FRIGGIN' LEGS AND A STUPID WHITE HEAD!"
Ian:
That's not exactly what I had in mind, Kyle.
I don't know what to do with this, you're out of line Kyle.
Kyle:
"BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP! I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS!
MY AFTERLIFE IS UNPRODUCTIVE AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS!"
Well guess what, Ghosty! I'm tired of your crap.
GHOOOOOOOOOOOST-SLAP! (NOW, IAN!!!)
Ian:
Then I threw out the trap, the doors shut with a snap
That's how we caught the ghost, we pranked it right back!
We got even with him for picking on us
'Cause even comedians know how to bust
Both:
With all of that done, we knew just what to do
and prepared for what next year's prank war will ensue!